I got a new baby. I call him BIG. He's one of my biggest buy for almost 25 years. In my barrio, he's not a necessity but my needs was never really in tune with them. Today i have decided that he will be my life. My existence will evolve around him. Ill own him and he doesn't have any say about this. I will control our relationship. I get to decide where we dine, hangout and chill. He's an ideal partner for i know he will submit to all my whims. It had took me awhile before i decided that i should get something like him. He's not as fancy as what my friends bought for themselves but i know, he'll do what he can just to make me happy. I was never high maint so i know what he has to offer will be good enough for me. He will complete me. I am perfectly happy with him until my asperger friend jomar took a leap and said..

“oh, im happy for you, u finally decided to get a lappy.”

i

call

mine

BIG

what the fuck is a lappy?!!!!